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In this arc for all the ages, preserved for all time, I present, the Wisdom of Steven Segal.

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Open letter from Steven Segal to President Barak Obama

Dear Mr President,

Time speaks like an ocean’s waves lapping against the shore. This is your time, this your moment, Mr President. It is time for your waves to be lapping against the shore of history.

There are many prescient signs to be taken and considered, but first you must take time to consider the mission that stands before you. You have a good physique and broad shoulders, and I am thankful of that. Your broad shoulders will be weighed down by the problems of the Nation and the Planet and this is why I am writing.

When man is born to greatness, he never has the common touch, but when a man, not born into greatness, strives for, and achieves, the pinnacle of success he may lose the common touch that he had. I urge you, not to lose that common touch, but to use it like a flashlight to shine out into the darkness.

The Economic Situation

Mr President, the economic situation has created many false hopes and has hindered many a good man. It is time for you to say that this tempestuous dragon must put its fires to good use and make each and every home a warm and tender place to live, love and enjoy the friendship of men.

The Ecological Situation

Mr President, the trees are crying, the beavers are weeping, the elk limps, the partridges fly in circles and the sea, once wet with a thousand adventures, is now a vale of tears. The ecological situation is the most deserving of your time, for it is the future of all of our children and our children’s children. Within the forest we can hear many beautiful things and taste the sweet glory of morning. Forests, the lungs of the world, are crying out for your change.

The Peace Situation

Is this a mystical object that soothes our brows before sleep? No, I say. It is not. Mr President, this elusive document, this enchanted forest is only a hair away from us. We must grasp this opportunity to put ourselves within earshot of our enemies - to seek them out and talk about peace, but, at the same time, we must remain strong, with our hearts ready for conflict, our swords always to hand for the battle to be joined.

Love

Mr President, I believe that a man is only as strong as his capacity for love. We must love as we make peace and we must love as we fight - will full spirit and potential. If you take a man into battle and that man hears nothing, the battle will be lost. If you take a man into battle and that man hears the sound of angelic harps playing mysterious songs of victory, he shall be victorious and the battle yours. This is the true way; love and strength shall fully bring to us peace and understanding.

Mr President, I am ready to serve. I have the capacity to fulfil any task that you many consider necessary. I shall serve you and only you. I shall remain true.

With best wishes from a fellow American,

Steven Segal

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What they [the scientists at CERN] are doing is building a path to the future by opening a door to the past. That machine, that they have built, may be the harp whose heavenly music will unlock the door of the universe.
— Steven Segal
Jul
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In life, we have the treasures of excitement and fear. Control both, and you have the key to the life force. Suppress both, and the flame that is life force dwindles. Fail to control both, and you shall be crushed.
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If a man is bought a harp for his 18th birthday, he will store the harp in a cupboard and not even look at it again. If a boy is bought a harp for his 9th birthday and his father teaches him the ways of the harp, the boy will become a man and play that harp until the end of his days.
— Steven Segal
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In every struggle, there is Yin and Yang; right and wrong. Never forget the third dimension, love; or the fourth, Segal.
— Steven Segal
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Are you watching this? [Punches a hole in a partition wall] This causes the wall no pain, but to the craftsman, it is a blow to the chest.
— Steven Segal
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If you fight, how can you love? If you love, as you fight but if you do not fight as you love, then your force will betray you. If you fight as you love, the desire for victory remains strong and the joined battle yours.
— Steven Segal
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When a man walks through a forest alone he can listen to the call of nature or he can close his ear to the forest’s voice. Listen to that voice, hear the call of nature - we are at one within this circle of life and it is for nothing without preparing ourselves for this call of nature.
— Steven Segal
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Fortune favours a man who knows when to be kind and when to give no mercy.
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The question is not ‘are you afraid of a challenge?’ but ‘are you afraid of the question of challenge?’
— Steven Segal